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6th April, 1996
Hey there. I have no plans ahead for Life, no enthusiasm towards events that might occur, nor sympathy to those who sympathize themselves. I know, such an ass. I'm just.. tired. Maybe sometime later, I would get back up on my feet, and start running again. Be patient, alright? And don't give up on me, please. I need time, and steady reminders. I'm sorry.
(H / F / B / P)
Hey there. I have no plans ahead for Life, no enthusiasm towards events that might occur, nor sympathy to those who sympathize themselves. I know, such an ass. I'm just.. tired. Maybe sometime later, I would get back up on my feet, and start running again. Be patient, alright? And don't give up on me, please. I need time, and steady reminders. I'm sorry.
(H / F / B / P)
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Thursday, June 3, 2010
@2:24 AM
" Sex is a pain reliever, 10 times more effective than Valium.
So next time your partner pulls the "I have a headache" card, you'll know what OMG Fact to reference!
Sex is also a good remedy against stuffy nose, being a natural antihistaminic that helps combating asthma and high fever. It also helps you lower cholesterol, lose weight, gain muscle, become more attractive to the opposite sex (as you release pheromones), improve your mental health, and reduce the chances of getting certain types of cancer! "
So next time your partner pulls the "I have a headache" card, you'll know what OMG Fact to reference!
Sex is also a good remedy against stuffy nose, being a natural antihistaminic that helps combating asthma and high fever. It also helps you lower cholesterol, lose weight, gain muscle, become more attractive to the opposite sex (as you release pheromones), improve your mental health, and reduce the chances of getting certain types of cancer! "
Wait woah- Wtf?